September 29, 2009. After two weeks at PSF, some new friends and I made our way south to Arequipa or “The White City.” Characterized by its majestic volcanic backdrop “El Misti,” Arequipa would be the beginning of my ascencion into high altitude goodness. South american bus rides, I really don’t know how they do it. The bus drivers seem to make it from point a to point b alive, most of the time. I’m going to restrain myself from looking up the death stats online, but it seems to be working out just fine.
On my first ride I couldn’t sleep. The bus constantly jerked back and forth, rounding the tight Andean hairpin curves, snaking its way from the dry Peruvian coast to the southern mountain region. Soon enough our dinner came: chicken and rice, of course. Then, after drifting in and out of my neck twisting/drool inducing sleep, I awoke in the middle of the night to find our bus stopped in the middle of what looked like a sand dune atop a 2,000 meter high mountain. Apparently we were down to one lane, so we sat, idle on the side of the road until the northbound traffic passed. I have to admit, I’m not exactly too familiar with the physics nor aerodynamics of a 16-wheeler bus, but at that point, sand + bus + gravity equaled death. My travel buds didn’t seem to be the least bit worried. Afterall, they survived a combination of Central American and Ecuadorian bus rides, supposedly notorious for their unpaved and unguarded roads. I kept my eyes on the clock, soon enough those 12 death defying hours passed, and we woke up in sunny Arequipa.
We cabbed it to our hostal, checked in and set off to see Juanita. If there were ever such thing as a Virgin Hall of Fame, she’d be in it. Juanita was a brave girl. According to the Incas, a good crop season was a result of a number of gifts, i.e. virgins, presented to the gods the preceding year. While there were undoubtedly numerous young girls sacrificed to the gods over the extent the Incan empire, Juanita’s body was one of the few discovered in such a remarkably whole state, surrounded by the remains of some material gifts, zillions of meters high in a mountain valley.
I was blown away at the sight of her, but in the end it kind of made me sad. Juanita knew the concept of “nobleza” in ways we never will.
In two day’s time, I was to face my fear of heights like never before. The Colca Canyon may have been a breeze for the more experienced hiker, BUT, I’m not an experienced hiker. Beautiful and breathtaking it was, but by that I mean I really coudn’t breathe! The altitude was becoming more and more challenging with every pump of the bus’ gas pedal ;-P. After fighting our way up the bumpy, unpaved road to the canyon, our bus got a flat tire just in time for sunrise. At this point we were nearly at 3,200 meters. Alex had seen better days, suffering from “sorochi,” Quechua for altitude sickness. After spotting the famous condor from the bus, we snapped some pictures and eventually arrived at the beginning of my first, and what I swore to be my last hike. Let me point out that whenever any tour operator claims the trek can be completed by an inexperienced city girl with a debilitating fear of heights, they’re usually wrong. Fortunately for me, I made it through in one piece, though I sure had my doubts. To sum it up, our group of about six and myself worked our way down a rocky, skinny path for about 1,000 meters until we reached the oasis. I think I sweat more than Chris Farley ever did over his whole lifespan. I tried so hard to focus on not falling off the side of the mountain. When you’re that high the sun is a killer. Forget dying on a bus, forget getting kidnapped…I really thought gravity would get the best of me that day. We finally made it to the oasis, scarfed down some spaghetti next to a warm fire, and immediately hit the sack. That night I slept so well in our little bamboo hut, but apparently I wasn’t alone. There were mice in my bed! At 4am the following day we awoke and hiked 900 meters in five hours. Mission accomplished!


After my goodbye hugs andkisses to Elvis’ family, I met my first couchsurfing host, Christian. I had such a great time staying those two nights with Christian. Sadly for him, it was his going away party. Christian was giving up his crown as the CS Lima Ambassador and moving to Prague to teach English, but I couldn’t have walked into a better situation. As soon as I got there I threw my bags down, and partied for the rest of the night. Karaoke, dancing, drinking, laughing, screaming…yup that was my first night in Lima…just what I needed.